These strange phrases originate from the East End of London, they are in effect rhyming slang.
- Kelly’s eye – (At the beginning / Nelson’s column / Bingo baby)
Kelly’s eye named after the Australian gangster Ned Kelly who had only one eye.
- One little duck – (Me and you / Doctor Who / Little boy blue)
One little duck based upon the shape of the number – it looks like the neck of a swan.
- Cup of tea – (You and me / One little flea / I’m free / Debbie McGee)
- Knock at the door – (Bobby Moore)
- Man alive – (One little snake)
- Tom mix – (Tom’s tricks / Chopsticks)
- Lucky seven – (God’s in heaven / One little crutch / David Beckham)
- One fat lady – (Garden gate / Golden gate / Gareth Gates)
- Doctor’s orders
Originates from the British Army – in WW1 a pill known as number 9 was given out as a laxative by army doctors!
- Tony’s den
No doubt now will change to Gordon’s den as it refers to the current Prime Minister.
- Legs Eleven
- One dozen – (One and two / Monkey’s cousin)
- Unlucky for some – (Devil’s number / Bakers dozen)
- Valentines day
- Young and keen – (Rugby team / Stroppy teen)
- Sweet Sixteen – (She’s lovely / Never been kissed)
- Dancing queen – (Often been kissed)
Dancing queen from the Abba song ‘young and sweet, only seventeen’.
- Coming of age
- Goodbye teens
- One score – (Getting plenty / Blind 20)
- Key of the door
- Two little ducks – (All the twos / Quack Quack)
- Thee and me – (The Lord is my Shepherd)
The Lord is my Shepherd refers to Psalm 23 in the Bible.
- Two dozen
- Duck and dive
- Pick and mix – (Bed and breakfast / Half a crown)
Bed and breakfast – the traditional price of bed and breakfast accommodation many years ago was 2 shillings and 6 pence (the equivalent of half a crown).
- Gateway to heaven – (Little duck with a crutch)
The number 7 looks like a crutch. - Over weight – (In a state / Duck and its mate)
- Rise and Shine – (You’re doing fine / In your prime)
- Dirty Gertie – (Burlington Bertie / Speed limit / Flirty thirty / Blind 30)
Burlington Bertie is racing slang – odds of 100-30 on the racing circuit. - Get up and run
- Buckle my Shoe – (Jimmy Choo)
- Dirty knees – (All the threes / Two little fleas / All the feathers / Sherwood Forest)
Sherwood Forest – ‘all the trees’
- Ask for more
- Jump and jive
- Three dozen
- More than Eleven – (A flea in heaven)
- Christmas cake
- Those famous steps
From the classic spy novel and film ‘The 39 Steps’. - Naughty Forty – (Life begins at / Two score)
- Time for fun – (Life’s begun)
- Whinny the Pooh
- Down on your knees
- Droopy drawers – (All the fours)
- Halfway there – (Halfway house)
- Up to tricks
- Four and seven
- Four dozen
- PC (Police Constable) – (Copper / Nick nick)
PC 49 was a well known radio police show in the 40s and 50s. - Half a century – (Bulls eye / Blind 50)
- Tweak of the thumb
- Danny La Rue – (Weeks in a year / Pack of cards)
- Stuck in the tree – (feng shui)
- Clean the floor
- Snakes alive – (All the fives)
- Was she worth it?
- Heinz varieties
Heinz (who make baked beans) historically made 57 varieties of products. - Make them wait – (Choo choo Thomas)
- Brighton line
The London to Brighton bus service was the number 59. - Five dozen – (Three score / Blind 60)
- Bakers bun
- Turn on the screw – (Tickety boo)
- Tickle me
- Red raw – (The Beatles)
The Beatles is from the well-known song ‘When I’m Sixty Four’ and is often sung by players when the number is called out. - Old age pension
- Clickety click – (All the sixes)
- Made in heaven
- Saving grace
- Either way up – (The same both ways / Your place or mine / Meal for two)
- Three score and ten – (Blind 70)
- Bang on the drum – (J-Lo’s bum)
- Six dozen – (A crutch and a duck / Par for the course)
- Queen B – (Crutch and a flea)
- Candy store
- Strive and strive – (On the skive)
- Trombones – (Was she worth it?)
A musical piece called ’76 trombones’ is commonly played at parades. Was she worth it? – a wedding licence used to cost 7 shillings and 6 pence. - Sunset strip – (All the sevens / Two little crutches)
- Heavens gate
- One more time
- Eight and blank – (Gandhi’s breakfast / Blind 80)
Gandhi’s breakfast refers to his protest fast ‘Eight Nothing’ or ‘Ate Nothing’ - Stop and run – (Fat lady and a little wee)
- Straight on through – (Fat lady with a duck)
- Time for tea – (Fat lady with a flea / Ethel’s Ear)
- Seven dozen
- Staying alive
- Between the sticks
- Torquay in Devon – (Fat lady with a crutch)
- Two fat ladies – (All the eights / Wobbly Wobbly)
- Nearly there – (All but one)
- Top of the shop – (Top of the house / Blind 90 / End of the line)




































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